Full list of all 39 Goat Simulator 3 achievements worth 1,000 gamerscore. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game.
The base game contains 39 achievements worth 1,000 Gamerscore, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 0 achievements worth 0 Gamerscore.
Sit through the intro
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Buy the Gators shoes
Get flung out of the map
Run naked on the football field
Run on the beach in slow motion
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Find That clown
Give Big Foot some shoes
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Find the perfectly round boulder
Complete all Instincts
Lick the croissant
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Become an Egg
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Find the trainstation
Sit through the entire yoga session
Find the shady merchant
Find the secret garage
Enter the super secret container rave
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Jump off all Ramps
Find all movie tapes
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Become Queen of all the goats
Start the Alien invasion
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
You touched the servers
Find all Trinkets
Unlock all the achievements